Always be prepared

A while ago an email went out that was a parody on ready.gov.

Ready.gov is a website that helps people to be prepared against a terrorist attack or pretty much any other horrible thing.

But the parody was awesome, so I'll share some of my faves...in case you want to see the whole thing here's the link http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm

Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the F**k away.

Check the website out....it's hilarious.